Here's the recipe for the homemade granola bars, if any of you are interested. They're meant to be delicious, and I have no idea how many calories they contain. Bomb calorimetry, anyone?
Bueller?
Anyway, as I was making them, Tony started goofing around, and threw on his heavy, redneck accent:
Tony: "Wut you done got thur?"
Me: "I'm making granola, you weirdo."
Tony: "Mmmm...looks like I gots mes some nu noler."
Me: "What?"
Tony: "NOLER! It's all mine nah. Euuuuuuuuuu*!"
*nah=now, and Euuuu=a high, victorious sound, similar to a pig call, I think. Just get into the redneck mindset for proper pronunciation.*
This is what I deal with on a daily basis, people. I can't say my life is boring, though. The conversation continued, but I don't want to scare away the 5 people that read this. I need all the friends I can get.
Ya'll do have a mighty nice night nah, ya hear? :)
Me: "What?"
Tony: "NOLER! It's all mine nah. Euuuuuuuuuu*!"
*nah=now, and Euuuu=a high, victorious sound, similar to a pig call, I think. Just get into the redneck mindset for proper pronunciation.*
This is what I deal with on a daily basis, people. I can't say my life is boring, though. The conversation continued, but I don't want to scare away the 5 people that read this. I need all the friends I can get.
Ya'll do have a mighty nice night nah, ya hear? :)
Probleh mah favrit post of yurs so far.
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