His name is Ed, alias the Sock Snatcher, and he's just broken out of the back yard!
He may be spotted with his accomplice Ralphie, alias Bony the Kid. He's been known to be a jealous treat swiper, and a nap attacker.
They are both to be regarded as highly lovable. Take these precautions upon sighting SS or BtK:
1. Don't wear any clothes you care about--they will get their muddy paws on you.
and
2. Prepare for your face to be sniper licked (just when you least expect it..sluuuurrrppp!)
3. Arm yourself with ice cubes and popcorn, nothing else will calm these beasts!
Good luck, stay safe, and don't say I didn't warn you!
Oh....
and....
Happy (almost) Halloween!
